thursday's quote of the day:

[after an hour of taking apart his playstation 3]

mike: there's money in this son! there was a penny in it!

brought to you by whataburger. just like you like it.

yesterday i was running low on chapstick, so low in fact, that for most of the day i was reduced to using my fingernails to dig out the last little bit of wax. later in the evening i got a little desperate... but not desperate enough to walk or drive one block to cvs.
 
tuesday's quote of the day:

troy: i just used a pen cap to dig out the last little bit of chapstick.

adam: dude! i just used that pen cap to a big ball of wax out of my ear!

troy: why would you even tell me that!

brought to you by chapstick. do something good for your lips... everyday!

Tuesday's Quote of the Day:

Dad: I need to get some sort of gifts for my employees.

Troy: You could get them fruitcake.

Dad: I don't think white people like fruitcake.

Troy: I don't think any people like fruitcake!

Dad: I love fruitcake, I think it's wonderful!

Wednesday's quote of the day:

Dad[while using the computer on the other side of the room]: I'm getting tired of that mess on TV.

Troy: Mess? It's a Wonderful Life is one of the greatest movies of all time!

Dad: Well, they're making a lot of racket. Shouting and going on.

Brought to you by Jim Gaffigan. Fruit good, cake great, fruitcake nasty crap!