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Thursday, 22 January 2009

  • Currently
    Seinfeld - Season 8
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    yesterday i was running low on chapstick, so low in fact, that for most of the day i was reduced to using my fingernails to dig out the last little bit of wax. later in the evening i got a little desperate... but not desperate enough to walk or drive one block to cvs.
     
    tuesday's quote of the day:

    troy: i just used a pen cap to dig out the last little bit of chapstick.

    adam: dude! i just used that pen cap to a big ball of wax out of my ear!

    troy: why would you even tell me that!

    brought to you by chapstick. do something good for your lips... everyday!


Friday, 16 January 2009

  • Currently
    Fable II
    By Microsoft
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    it is worth noting that friday and saturday's quotes of the day took place ten minutes apart.

    last friday's quotes of the day:

    [while playing clue]

    jen: i had a strategy when we started, i drew all these x's and o's and lines! now i don't know what they mean!

    last saturday's quote of the day:

    [jason flips open knife]

    jen: can i try that?

    jason: are you going to drop it?

    jen: no.

    [jen's attempt to flip open knife ends with knife falling to the ground]

    jason: you broke my knife.

    brought to you by snickers. not going anywhere for a while?




Thursday, 25 December 2008

  • Currently
    Weezer (Blue Album)
    By Weezer
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    Tuesday's Quote of the Day:

    Dad: I need to get some sort of gifts for my employees.

    Troy: You could get them fruitcake.

    Dad: I don't think white people like fruitcake.

    Troy: I don't think any people like fruitcake!

    Dad: I love fruitcake, I think it's wonderful!

    Wednesday's quote of the day:

    Dad[while using the computer on the other side of the room]: I'm getting tired of that mess on TV.

    Troy: Mess? It's a Wonderful Life is one of the greatest movies of all time!

    Dad: Well, they're making a lot of racket. Shouting and going on.

    Brought to you by Jim Gaffigan. Fruit good, cake great, fruitcake nasty crap!

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